March 16th, 2002, 07:22 PM
>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are
>about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, when the guy
>starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans
>his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would
>give me a lil'head?"
>Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
>"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at
>"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
>"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
>"No way. It's just too risky!"
>"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
>"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
>"Oh yes you can. Please?"
>"No, no. I just can't"
>"I'm begging you ... "
>Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
>shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
>says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a lil' head, or I can do
>if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
>But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
March 16th, 2002, 07:29 PM
March 16th, 2002, 07:37 PM
hehe That was pretty good. Keep em coming
March 16th, 2002, 08:09 PM
ROFL, I like that one... Where do you get these jokes? Meh, Keep em coming
March 16th, 2002, 09:02 PM
Ok thats enough!!!!!!!!!! I want you to know you just made me spew my Pepsi out my nose all over my keyboard...
LMAO Tha was funny...
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March 16th, 2002, 09:15 PM
Stop making me laugh, I have a head ache.......lol
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March 16th, 2002, 11:21 PM
March 16th, 2002, 11:24 PM
Love and Romance Ask Loveprincess
hey started a ask about love and romance issues on InfoDelia!
thats the link.. if u guys wanna post on ther eyou can.. loveprincess is pretty good..
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March 17th, 2002, 02:38 AM
Heh, Give me a lil' head... Hehehe, its 3 hours later and im still laughing!
March 17th, 2002, 03:30 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's great!!!! I hope you don't mine..I emailed it to my grandma (who is always on the lookout for new jokes!)
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