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    Exclamation nightmare date.

    >One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are
    >about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, when the guy
    >starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans
    >with
    >his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would
    >you
    >give me a lil'head?"
    >
    >Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    >
    >"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at
    >her.
    >
    >"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
    >
    >"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
    >
    >"No way. It's just too risky!"
    >
    >"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
    >
    >"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
    >
    >"Oh yes you can. Please?"
    >
    >"No, no. I just can't"
    >
    >"I'm begging you ... "
    >
    >Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
    >sister
    >shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
    >says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a lil' head, or I can do
    >it. Or
    >if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
    >But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

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    hehe That was pretty good. Keep em coming

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    ROFL, I like that one... Where do you get these jokes? Meh, Keep em coming

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    Ok thats enough!!!!!!!!!! I want you to know you just made me spew my Pepsi out my nose all over my keyboard...

    LMAO Tha was funny...
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    ROTFLMAO
    Stop making me laugh, I have a head ache.......lol
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    lol

    thx

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    Love and Romance Ask Loveprincess

    hey started a ask about love and romance issues on InfoDelia!

    http://infodelia.net/cgi-bin/ultimat...ubb=forum&f=12

    thats the link.. if u guys wanna post on ther eyou can.. loveprincess is pretty good..
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    Heh, Give me a lil' head... Hehehe, its 3 hours later and im still laughing!

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's great!!!! I hope you don't mine..I emailed it to my grandma (who is always on the lookout for new jokes!)
    LOL!!!!
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