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    AO Curmudgeon rcgreen's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Liars contest

    There was these two old codgers, bragging about
    who was the bigger liar. The first one said "You know last year
    when it rained so hard and the bridge was washed out?
    Well I was walkin home from the saloon, and came to that
    washed out bridge. I figgered I could jump acrossed the river
    so I backed up a bit, took a run at it and by golly, I jumped
    all way acrossed that river".

    The second old dude thought for a minute and said
    "Funny you should mention it. You didn't see me but I come
    along not too far behind you, and I watched, to my
    amazement, what you had done. Well, I thought
    to myself, "If'n he can do it, then so kin I!"
    So, I backed up a bit, just like you did. And I took a
    run at it, just like you did. And then, when I got
    about half way acrossed the river, I realized
    I wasn't gonna make it, so I turned around and come back!"

    I came in to the world with nothing. I still have most of it.

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    We should have our own liars contest here at AO. I can think of some people who would be pretty good at it...

    http://www.antionline.com/showthread...465#post457966

    hehehe...

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    An\' it harm none, do as ye will. - Wiccan Rede

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    Old-Fogey:Addicts founder Terr's Avatar
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    I wouldn't be good at lying... after all, this whole sentence is a lie.
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    Tsk Tsk, Terr... no paradoxes to destroy JP's servers, please

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    An\' it harm none, do as ye will. - Wiccan Rede

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    Flash M0nkey
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    A good liar has to have a perfect memory - now where did I leave my keys!?!?!?

    v_Ln

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    Thumbs up

    I probably wouldn't do very good
    in a liar's contest. I'm ashamed to
    admit it, but I don't think I've ever
    told one.
    I came in to the world with nothing. I still have most of it.

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    Yeah, I gave Linus the idea...
    *giggles*

    SSJVegeta-Sei


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    An\' it harm none, do as ye will. - Wiccan Rede

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