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  1. March 22nd, 2002, 07:49 PM #1
    Dr Toker
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    Stupid ISP Users....

    Things i would love to tell some of the non-thinking @55holes that call up here.
    "Call tech support they'll think for you!!!"


    I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

    Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

    I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

    I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers

    Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of veiw.

    I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce


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  2. March 23rd, 2002, 04:13 AM #2
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    Heh, I know how you feel, in my school my teachers ask me to help out in the rooms... One time a teacher told me that the Computer Tech told her that there was a mouse on the computer table, she wanted me to kill it
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  3. March 23rd, 2002, 04:16 AM #3
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    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    Nice...I like that one...

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  4. March 23rd, 2002, 05:12 AM #4
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    CDW now has the Fred series of books out..."Wish me luck I'm off to crash the servers."
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  5. March 23rd, 2002, 05:27 AM #5
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    my school iz worse then urs... my computer teach thinks that if u clap twice the comp will “MAGICALLY” turn on...lol
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  6. March 23rd, 2002, 06:27 AM #6
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    Ya working help desk and dealing with dumbass all day sucks. But you have to start some were.
    Its not software piracy. I’m just making multiple off site backups.
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  7. March 23rd, 2002, 06:30 AM #7
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    Everyone needs to start somewhere and most comuter teachers don't know **** about anything really.
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  8. March 23rd, 2002, 07:57 AM #8
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    That's good I like that
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  9. March 23rd, 2002, 04:43 PM #9
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    I spoke with a woman and was telling her to 'right click' and everytime i told herto she would put me on hold. Eventually growing very tired of this I inquire on what she is doing when she places me on hold. She told me she was writing click on her computer screen. OMG.\
    I fell on the floor at that point.
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  10. March 23rd, 2002, 04:49 PM #10
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    Not quite as bad as when my sister had a computer problem and I asked her to boot it so I could have a look at it... When I walked into the room she was kicking the base unit!!
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    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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