March 23rd, 2002, 07:28 PM
I get all these in my mail from my faimly, thought I would share the jokes with you.
> There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them
> a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a
> woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because
> they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one
> could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching
> speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others,
> women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and
> giving in to men... All of the men started clapping.
> The Taxi
> A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
> The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
> went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window.
> For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
> said, "Look, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
> out of me!"
> The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a
> little tap could scare him so much.
> The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
> Today is my first day as a cab driver.
> I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
March 23rd, 2002, 07:48 PM
If you feel the urge to copy jokes into AntiOnline, please remove the > 's next time, 'kay?
I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.
March 23rd, 2002, 08:33 PM
Re: Last Laugh
...and then as they fell off, each of the men hit that woman until she too lost her grip. The mission was deemed a complete failer, and the helicopter pilot was relieved of his position.
Originally posted here by Ghost_25inf
... All of the men started clapping.
Sad ain't it?
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