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Thread: Last Laugh

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    IT Specialist Ghost_25inf's Avatar
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    Sep 2001

    Talking Last Laugh

    I get all these in my mail from my faimly, thought I would share the jokes with you.
    > =======
    > There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them
    > a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a
    > woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because
    > they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one
    > could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching
    > speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others,
    > women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and
    > giving in to men... All of the men started clapping.
    > The Taxi
    > =========
    > A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
    > question.
    > The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
    > went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window.
    > For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
    > said, "Look, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
    > out of me!"
    > The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a
    > little tap could scare him so much.
    > The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
    > Today is my first day as a cab driver.
    > I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."

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    Hi mom!
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    If you feel the urge to copy jokes into AntiOnline, please remove the > 's next time, 'kay?
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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    Join Date
    Feb 2002

    Re: Last Laugh

    Originally posted here by Ghost_25inf
    ... All of the men started clapping.
    ...and then as they fell off, each of the men hit that woman until she too lost her grip. The mission was deemed a complete failer, and the helicopter pilot was relieved of his position.

    Sad ain't it?
    \"Welcome to the real world...it sucks. Your gunna love it.\'\"

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