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    Priapistic Monk KorpDeath's Avatar
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    Classified Ad

    Had to share this, it was too funny to pass up.. Next time you are reading the classifieds looking for a date, beware.... there may be some misleading comments made.......(no kidding)


    Classified Ad

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
    SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity
    unimportant.
    I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.
    I love long walks in the woods.
    Riding in your pickup truck.
    Hunting
    Camping
    Fishing trips.
    Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
    your hand.
    Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
    I'll be at the front door when you get home from
    work, wearing only what nature gave me.
    Kiss me and I'm yours.
    Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

    (The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy
    was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)


    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    AntiOnline Senior Member
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    ! Thats awsome!
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    lol...what part of the ad wasn't correct? Sounds pretty accurate for a Lab.
    Faqt


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    I'd rather be fishing DjM's Avatar
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    Beautiful example of Social Engineering.


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    Ok, I got just one question for you Korp!

    How did you find out that the number was the Humane Society, and that Daisy was a dog?
    \"Ignorance is bliss....
    but only for your enemy\"
    -- souleman

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    Thatís what you get for answering personal ads.
    Its not software piracy. Iím just making multiple off site backups.

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    hahahahaha!

    Just for that I would adopt her!!
    - Jimmy Mac

    Replicants are like any technology, if there not a hazard, its not my problem....

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    I agree with DjM. Social Engineering really works.
    Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.

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