March 25th, 2002, 06:17 PM
Had to share this, it was too funny to pass up.. Next time you are reading the classifieds looking for a date, beware.... there may be some misleading comments made.......(no kidding)
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity
I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.
Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from
work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy
was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
March 25th, 2002, 06:20 PM
! Thats awsome!
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March 25th, 2002, 06:55 PM
lol...what part of the ad wasn't correct? Sounds pretty accurate for a Lab.
If you want to make God laugh....make plans.
March 25th, 2002, 07:00 PM
Beautiful example of Social Engineering.
March 25th, 2002, 07:08 PM
Ok, I got just one question for you Korp!
How did you find out that the number was the Humane Society, and that Daisy was a dog?
\"Ignorance is bliss....
but only for your enemy\"
March 25th, 2002, 07:16 PM
Thatís what you get for answering personal ads.
Its not software piracy. Iím just making multiple off site backups.
March 25th, 2002, 07:33 PM
Just for that I would adopt her!!
- Jimmy Mac
Replicants are like any technology, if there not a hazard, its not my problem....
March 25th, 2002, 07:59 PM