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  1. March 26th, 2002, 07:48 AM #11
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    So now M$ can produce evil in-house instead of having to outsource.
    Its not software piracy. I’m just making multiple off site backups.
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  2. March 26th, 2002, 07:57 AM #12
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    i hope mr gates read it
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  3. March 26th, 2002, 08:03 AM #13
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    Satan's job is probably to attempt to evoke evil from souls... Hell is the filtration unit for heaven, so they're really in cahoots! Anyone read Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series? They're pretty funny. The basic idea is that there are "offices" such as Death, Fate, Nature, Time, War, etc. In the first book On a pale horse the main character ends up haphazardly getting stuck doing the job of death. His purgatory staff handle most of the routine deaths, but has to be called in for special cases. It's interesting in a sort of who-cares-what-they-think way.

    There's also one for Satan, and how he tricked Time into preventing the Holocaust as a favor for 'JHVH'.
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  4. July 10th, 2002, 02:15 AM #14
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    hoha poor bill
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  5. July 10th, 2002, 06:17 AM #15
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    uzerfrendly, we do not need any more old people down here!

    I quiver at the thought of the next EULA...
    Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the dang thing blew up)

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  6. July 10th, 2002, 07:27 AM #16
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    I'm going to wait until the bugs have been addressed.
    LOL!!
    very funny article str3am3r.as far as bill seeing it i kinda doubt he is going to lose any sleep over being made fun of while he goes to sleep in a bed of hundred dollar bills,and slowly buys off the rest of the free world with his fortune.
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