Well, I've *tried* to post this 3 times, all unsuccessfully, as yet... So if this appears multiple times, please bear with me, I'll delete the duplicates when I notice them, but anyway...

I did debate as to whether I should post this anyway, since Part II was greeted with negative antipoints and the following comments:
nice copy pasting
Anyway, I decided to post it regardless, cause I don't give a ***** what some lame individual who has nothing better to do than assign random negative antipoints thinks of it!