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Thread: Get a Raise!

  1. #1
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    Sep 2001

    Talking Get a Raise!


    I, the Penis, hearby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    *I do physical labour
    *I work at great depths
    *I plunge head first into everything I do
    *I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays
    *I work in a damp environment
    *I do not get paid overtime
    *I work in a dark workplace with poor ventilation
    *I work in high temperatures
    *My work exposes me to contagious diseases


    Dear Penis,
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
    raised, the administration rejects your application for the following

    *You do not work 8 hours straight
    *You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    *You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    *You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
    *You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in
    order to start working
    *You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
    *You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
    correct protective clothing
    *You are unable to work double shifts
    *You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed a
    days work
    *You have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying
    two suspicious looking bags

    The Management.

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    Dec 2001
    lmao, that's hilarious.

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    Now, RFC Compliant! Noia's Avatar
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    Jan 2002
    That's really funny, and true!
    tnx for brightening my day!
    - Noia
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
    Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.

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    AntiOnline Senior Member souleman's Avatar
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    Oct 2001
    Flint, MI
    Umm, this was pretty funny and all, but how many times is it gonna get bumped without a reply?
    \"Ignorance is bliss....
    but only for your enemy\"
    -- souleman

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