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    Talking He said .....She said.........

    10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
    to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?

    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said...
    It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

    8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
    love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.

    7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
    She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

    6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.."
    Written just below it: "I do not."

    5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She
    said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while
    I sit on the sofa and fart. "

    4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your
    late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'

    3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
    gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat
    bastard.

    2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall
    light on.

    1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She
    said...I would, but you're never there.

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    lol thats great stuff
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    damn that last one was harsh
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    That was great. made me laugh all day.
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    lol .

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    he he he ...
    So, so true it's horrible...
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    Thanks for the good laugh!

    Cheers,

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    NICE!

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    Good stuff.
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    2. A territory or sphere of influence or control; a realm.
    often Dominion Abbr. Dom.

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    Thank you
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