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    Talking some funny things.. to make u feel good....read it!!!

    hello friends.. here are some funny things.. to make u feel good..



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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Save water.
    Shower with your girlfriend.

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    Love the neighbor.
    But don't get caught.

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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    The wise never marry,
    And when they marry they become otherwise.

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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    Love is photogenic.
    It needs darkness to develop.

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    Children in backseats cause accidents.
    Accidents in backseats cause children.

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    "Your future depends on your dreams."
    So go to sleep.

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    There should be a better way to start a day than
    waking up every morning.

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    "Hard work never killed anybody."
    But why take the risk?

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    "Work fascinates me."
    I can look at it for hours!

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    When two's company, three's the result!

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    A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
    premises without restricting the view.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget.
    The more you forget, the less you know.
    So why bother to learn.

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    hope u enjoyed..

    thanks for reading...

    intruder...
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

  2. #2
    intruder, That was cool, thank u, but in this page the one which was more enjoyfull was your sign : nothing is IMPOSSIBLE , because IMPOSSIBLE itself says "I M POSSIBLE"
    I like that more !

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