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    Exclamation stupid people

    - Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel
    after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

    - A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
    face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off
    each other's head.

    - A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed
    its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the
    job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory
    industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor
    injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted,
    and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a
    chair while watching the film.

    - The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
    setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

    - A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the
    time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus
    and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

    - Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about
    Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied,
    only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker
    confused the copier with the shredder.

    - A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later
    accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out
    for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police
    officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the
    courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

    - Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
    colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
    The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
    copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
    Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

    - When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand
    over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
    police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was

    - A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
    steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard
    and brought the vehicle to a stop.

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    The intelligence of some people never ceases to amaze me. :-\

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    The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons,
    setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
    Damn, I spent my lunch money on the multi-million dollar nuclear missile, I cant afford the damn fine.... Ahhhh, Ill have to relocate my plans

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    funny funny
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    very funny... & i agree with Resolution ... the intelligents of some ppl amazes me too

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    Whats even better is when these people remove themselves from the gene pool:
    Elen alcarin ar gwath halla ná engwar.

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    hehehe, i'll never understand why ppl can be pretty darn stupid at times.it'll never end. btw, our kids are our future....Were Doomed!!!!
    D. J.

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    Yeah I love these 2 guys shooting at each other !!!
    [blur]On a toujours besoin d\'un plus petit que soi. [/blur]
    French diction

  9. #9
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    how sad. Dumbness is catching.
    It must be them again. Start the response cycle.

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    Once I sold my friend a copied (scanned then printed) €5-00 note for €3-00. The hologram was all weird and it felt like a regular piece of paper. He just thought he was getting a great deal.

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