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    Talking things to do and say in a stall for fun.

    1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I
    borrow a highlighter?"

    2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
    bodily function noise.

    4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

    5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

    6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

    7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into
    the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

    8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

    9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

    10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
    stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

    11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

    12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
    paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
    could you kick that back over here, please?"

    13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

    14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

    15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
    gonna do?"

    16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

    17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
    "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent
    stall.

    18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
    see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

    19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

    20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and
    when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the
    stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's
    completely out."
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    ROFL, OMG This stuff is so ****ing funny, I fell out of my chair 3 times

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    Another good one :
    Say rather loudly "I do believe in Tinkerbell!!"
    Works especially well if you're in the Disneyland restroom

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    It can't beat the twenty things to do in Wal-Mart. My favorite is: Go into the changing room and make sure someone is in the next booth. Grunt and groan and occasionally say ouch loudly until someone asks if you are okay. Then you sheepishly pop your head out and say "I am fine, but does that stall have any toilet paper. This one is empty. Pop back in close the door zip up your pants obviously sneak around the door close it behind you and run away.
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    Hmmm... I smell another System Overload episode happening...
    Welcome to Hell , where we have served more than all of the fast food chains put together! And the number grows everyday! Stay tuned!

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    ac1dsp3ctrum, I like your signature
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    Pretty frost!
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    haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds me of oldies like 'Top twenty things to do at a drivethru':


    1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.


    2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.


    3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.


    4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


    5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.


    6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.


    7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.


    8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.


    9. Ask how they fit into that little box.


    10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.


    11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"


    12. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"


    13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.


    14. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.


    15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.


    16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.


    17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.


    18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.


    19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.


    20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

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    haha. I liked these ones. More, more! It reminds me of oldies like 'Top twenty things to do at a drivethru':


    1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.


    2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.


    3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.


    4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


    5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.


    6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.


    7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.


    8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.


    9. Ask how they fit into that little box.


    10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.


    11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"


    12. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"


    13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.


    14. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.


    15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.


    16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.


    17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.


    18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.


    19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.


    20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

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    Are you like 12 years old E_S??


    If that's your idea of humour I pity you........

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    Conf1rm3d_K1ll: Needless to flame... His only mistake was posting that same post twice... I could also post some lists but they are in Finnish... But I found one in English too, so here we go :

    - - -

    Somebody left half a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?

    Optimist:
    The glass is half full.

    Pessimist:
    The glass is half empty.

    Futurist:
    The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.

    Pascal programmers:
    Well, what type of milk is it?

    C Programmers:
    No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.

    Assembly programmers:
    No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.

    Basic programmers:
    No thanks; I'm still breast feeding.

    MIS:
    I'll drink it if you can give me until next year.

    Fuzzy logic guys:
    I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.

    Prolog programmers:
    I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.

    Non-procedural language programmers:
    I drank it when nobody was looking.

    UI designers:
    What's that crap in my glass?

    Pentium users:
    I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that.

    Windows users:
    Where's my straw?

    Mac users:
    Where's my pump?

    UNIX users:
    Nahh . . . too easy.

    Multimedia author:
    [slurp!]

    Shareware game author:
    That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.

    Security consultant:
    Where'd the rest of the milk go?

    CIA:
    What makes you think that's milk?

    NSA:
    We know what it really is.

    Copy protection crazies:
    Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!

    Free Software Foundation:
    That milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!

    Schroedinger:
    That damned cat got into the milk again!

    Bill Gates:
    Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.

    Apple Computer:
    You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.

    IBM:
    Rent the glass from us and we'll fill it with something we know is good for you.

    IRS:
    Thanks for getting your milk withholding correct this year.

    National news media:
    Hey, we wanted OJ!
    Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
    A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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