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    Talking Mottos For Those Who Can't Shut Up About Their Home States

    MOTTOS FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR HOME STATES

    Alabama: "Hell Yes, We Have Electricity"
    Alaska: "11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong"
    Arizona: "But It's A Dry Heat"
    Arkansas: "Literacy Ain't Everything"
    California: "By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda"
    Colorado: "If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother"
    Connecticut: "Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet"
    Delaware: "We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water"
    Florida: "Ask Us About Our Grandkids"
    Georgia: "We Put The 'Fun' In Fundamentalist Extremism"
    Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru" (Death To Mainland Scum,
    But Leave Your Money
    Idaho: "More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
    Potatoes Sure Are Real Good"
    Illinois: "Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'''
    Indiana: "2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free"
    Iowa: "We Do Amazing Things With Corn"
    Kansas: "First Of The Rectangle States"
    Kentucky: "Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names"
    Louisiana: "We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Campaign"
    Maine: "We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster"
    Maryland: "If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It"
    Massachusetts: "Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)"
    Michigan: "First Line Of Defense From The Canadians"
    Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
    Mississippi: "Come And Feel Better About Your Own State"
    Missouri: "Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work"
    Montana: "Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    And Very Little Else"
    Nebraska: "Ask About Our State Motto Contest"
    Nevada: "Hookers and Poker!"
    New Hampshire: "Go Away And Leave Us Alone!"
    New Jersey: "You Want A #$%#! Motto? I Got Yer #$%#! Motto Right Here!"
    New Mexico: "Lizards Make Excellent Pets"
    New York: "You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ..."
    North Carolina: "Tobacco Is A Vegetable"
    North Dakota: "We Really Are One Of The 50 States!"
    Ohio: "At Least We're Not Michigan"
    Oklahoma: "Like The Play, Only No Singing"
    Oregon: "Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner"
    Pennsylvania: "Cook With Coal"
    Rhode Island: "We're Not REALLY An Island!"
    South Carolina: "Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender"
    South Dakota: "Closer Than North Dakota"
    Tennessee: "The Educashun State"
    Texas: "Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)"
    Utah: "Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus"
    Vermont: "Yep"
    Virginia: "Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"
    Washington: "Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!"
    Washington, D.C.: "Wanna Be Mayor?"
    West Virginia: "One Big Happy Family ... Really"
    Wisconsin: "Come Cut The Cheese"
    Wyoming: "Where Men Are Men ... and the Sheep are Petrified"
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    This is just funny!
    If you don\'t tell me what I want to know, in 5 minutes I\'ll be the only person left standing at this table...5 minutes after that, I\'ll be the only person left standing in this room.

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    That is funny as hell..... But I have a change for one of them

    Texas - i tel yu wat

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    49 of them are funny
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    I also have a correction about my home state...Wisconsin: where the bars open at 6am...

    Ouroboros
    "entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"

    "entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity."

    -Occam's Razor


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    And now one for Europe
    Bleh.

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    Cute.


    I Really Do Hate Wisconsin!!! (at least I wasn't born here)
    \"And everyone knows, that the world is full of stupid people\"

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    My favorite is Utah: "Our Jesus Is Better than Your Jesus"
    Its not software piracy. Iím just making multiple off site backups.

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    Hmmm... correction for Michigan: Where you can find a few thousand more lakes than in Minnesota.
    Welcome to Hell , where we have served more than all of the fast food chains put together! And the number grows everyday! Stay tuned!

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    Himm, some useful info about non US citizens
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