March 30th, 2002, 07:24 PM
What did your mom teach you?
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
wonderful parents like you do!"
THANKS, MOM !
March 30th, 2002, 07:41 PM
So u can do and know: appriciate a job well done, iron, religion, time travel, logic, foresight, osmosis, contrionism, stamina, weather, solve physics problem, hypocrisy, the circle of life, behaviour modification and envy. And you taught me that moms are very useful. :-)
March 30th, 2002, 07:47 PM
With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!
Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.
March 30th, 2002, 08:00 PM
My Mother taught me not to talk to strangers
Now I am an IRC Addict.
March 30th, 2002, 08:29 PM
Oh i for got my mom taught me:" Chew the pricles (maybe spelling mistake) before gulp down them". It shows old :-) .
March 30th, 2002, 09:06 PM
March 31st, 2002, 12:31 AM
LOL@Conf1rm3d_K1ll.. So true, so true