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  1. March 30th, 2002, 08:27 PM #1
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    Lightbulb Bumper stickers for the girls

    1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

    2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

    3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

    4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

    5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

    6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

    7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

    8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

    9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

    10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

    11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?

    12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

    13. AND YOUR POINT IS?

    14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

    15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

    16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

    17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

    18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

    19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

    20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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  2. March 30th, 2002, 08:40 PM #2
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    LMAO, that's quit funny.....
    I know som many ppl who fit one or more of those Stickers....lol
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  3. March 31st, 2002, 04:50 AM #3
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    Hehe, Where do you get all of these jokes?
    I know at least one person for every one of those quotes
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  4. March 31st, 2002, 06:27 AM #4
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    i want a bumper sticker that says
    " MY OTHER MACHINE IS YOUR LINUX BOX"
    HEHE all i have to do is find somewheere that sells it
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