April 1st, 2002, 10:05 PM
Would you take this course...
scanning my local community college's brochure...
CS1231 - Beginning PHP (Perfect Home Page)
heeee...perhaps they should "begin" by looking up what PHP means...
I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird." - Abe Simpson
April 1st, 2002, 10:08 PM
<Jethro>You use PHP?
<JohnDoe>Pretty Hard Protection? Yeah, all the time
April 1st, 2002, 10:39 PM
Sounds cool, I'll bring my bib .
OpenBSD - The proactively secure operating system.
April 1st, 2002, 11:45 PM
I want to see Beginning RTFM.......cause there are many that need to do just that.
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
April 2nd, 2002, 01:00 AM
April 2nd, 2002, 01:27 AM
My favorites are usually found in local school's brochures with something like " learn cisco routers like a pro. Two nights only. 7:30-9:30. Wonder if I should sign up?
April 2nd, 2002, 01:43 AM
Or how about the radio commercials:
"Become a Windows2k Guru in 6-8 weeks or make six figures in Dreamweaver in less than a month!"
or something similar
No one but me can save myself, but it\'s too late
Now I can think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye...
April 2nd, 2002, 01:47 AM
Like one of my Comp. Sci. classes in college:
COM1100 -- Fundamentals of Computer Science
Turned out to be "Intro to Java"
That's Officer 11001001 to you...
Now you see me | Now you don't
"Relax, Bender; It was just a dream. There's no such thing as two." ~ Fry
sometimes my computer goes down on me
April 2nd, 2002, 02:54 AM
That's ok....my "Technical Systems" class in HS turned out to be wood shop...