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    Talking Would you take this course...

    scanning my local community college's brochure...


    CS1231 - Beginning PHP (Perfect Home Page)

    heeee...perhaps they should "begin" by looking up what PHP means...
    I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird." - Abe Simpson

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    <Jethro>You use PHP?
    <JohnDoe>Pretty Hard Protection? Yeah, all the time
    <Jethro>o...kay

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    Sounds cool, I'll bring my bib .
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    I want to see Beginning RTFM.......cause there are many that need to do just that.
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
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    Korp, How about this one..


    http://www.altgeek.org/methuselah/rtfm/

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    My favorites are usually found in local school's brochures with something like " learn cisco routers like a pro. Two nights only. 7:30-9:30. Wonder if I should sign up?
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    Or how about the radio commercials:

    "Become a Windows2k Guru in 6-8 weeks or make six figures in Dreamweaver in less than a month!"

    or something similar
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    Like one of my Comp. Sci. classes in college:
    COM1100 -- Fundamentals of Computer Science
    Turned out to be "Intro to Java"
    That's Officer 11001001 to you...
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    That's ok....my "Technical Systems" class in HS turned out to be wood shop...

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