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  1. #1
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    Wednesday Evening Humor

    I recieved this in an email from my brother and thought it was humorous:

    >Subject: Giving it your all
    >
    >100%?
    >
    >Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    >
    >We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
    >
    >How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
    >
    >What makes life 100%?
    >
    >If:
    >
    >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    >
    >is represented as:
    >
    >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
    >
    >Then,
    >
    >H A R D W O R K
    >8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
    >
    >K N O W L E D G E
    >11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
    >
    >But,
    >
    >A T T I T U D E
    >1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
    >
    >And,
    >
    >B U L L S H I T
    >2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
    >
    >So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
    >attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
    >

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    lol, that is weird, yet funny. /me goes to add it all up to see if it really equals to what it says it does.

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    yeap its good to know that math..i think
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