I recieved this in an email from my brother and thought it was humorous:
>Subject: Giving it your all
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>100%?
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>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
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>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
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>How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
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>What makes life 100%?
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>If:
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>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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>is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
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>Then,
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>H A R D W O R K
>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
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>K N O W L E D G E
>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
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>But,
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>A T T I T U D E
>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
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>And,
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>B U L L S H I T
>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
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>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
>attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
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