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    lmfao this is pretty damn funny

    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: MAY 1998
    $History$
    */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }

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    /me is working on translating that code to QBasic...

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    That's cute, I think my C prof. would dissapprove though, global variables. . .no return. ..

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    lol, that's hilarious...where'd ya get it?

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    lol, that's a new 0ne...
    if You Google Windows Source Humor, YOu'll get so many diff versions
    - Noia
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
    Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.

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    Ha Ha Ha thats so ****en funny... Get a life!!! Lame thread...

    System_0verload

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    Ugh! Don't be so antagonistic, System_Overload...come on dude, if ya don't like it, just leave it alone. I thought it was funny, and it's a good break from all the seriousness of the world these days.

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    Sorry im having a bad day dont mind me.....

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    That's so funny. Thanks I needed something to wake me up this morning err umm afternoon.

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    Originally posted here by d313t3d
    That's cute, I think my C prof. would dissapprove though, global variables. . .no return. ..


    he what u expact its microsoft code hehe if they could code properly my windows machine wouldnt need rebooting every 3 mins
    RiOtEr

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