Earl walks up to the bar and orders five shots of scotch. The bartender sets them up and Earl downs them immediately, moaning the whole time. The bartender says "You must have it pretty bad to be drinking like that." Earl says "If you had what I got buddy, you'd do the same thing." The bartender says "Yeah, what's that?" Earl says "Fifty cents in me pocket."

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