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  1. #1
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    I was bored

    I was just searching and came across this
    the source is:
    http://rainbow.cs.unipi.gr/~p97021/s...x.cmd.fun.html
    You can tell im bored

    % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans

    % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.

    % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent

    % ar t God
    ar: God does not exist

    % ar r God
    ar: creating God

    % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change operation go?
    ^ Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.

    /* not csh but sh */
    $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

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    LOL Damn, obviously. Holy crap!
    my pages: (great resources for everyone)
    geeksarecool.com resource for computers, hacking, virii, wutnot.
    thepillbox.net archive of logs and resource for laughter.
    --enjoy these pages, as they grow.

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    Heres a few more Stupid Shell Tricks for the masses

    Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

    % rm meese-ethics
    rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

    % ar m God
    ar: God does not exist

    % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % ^What is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.

    % \(-
    (-: Command not found.

    % sh

    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink < bottle; opener
    bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

    $ mkdir matter; cat > matter
    matter: cannot create

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