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    Talking Ooops...some funny comments

    OK, you know how you get the usual forwarded mail with some pretty funny stuff, well, there aren't many that have made me lough out loud, but this one surely did - it's brilliant. You have to read this, I found it hilarious...hopefully you will too.

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle a male astronomer for
    warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there,
    they're rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."


    HERE is Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
    Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use
    Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."


    ULRIKA Jonsson was a humble GMTV weathergirl talking about snowfall when she
    revealed: "I had a good eight inches last night."

    LORRAINE Kelly on GMTV: "This year's hairstyle is called a shag and our
    resident stylist is here to give our model one."


    MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
    Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."


    DAVID Dickinson, talking about an antique door-knocker on Bargain Hunt,
    said to expert Nigel Smith: "You're a bit of a knockers man" "Yes," he
    replied. "I've come across quite a few in my time."


    HERE is Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith
    Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by
    herself in bed last night."


    ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell
    us about your amazing third leg."


    BEATRICE Hillyer was discussing the availability of fresh water in Baghdad
    when she informed TVam viewers: "Just after the liberation, I was getting
    it twice a day in my hotel room."


    CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
    match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he
    just tossed it off."


    JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
    does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"


    Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today
    after a 69."


    STEVE Cram covering the men's 200 metres at the World Athletics
    Championships: "Pumping away, Marlon Devonish has got the Olympic champion
    inside him."


    CHAIN Letters host Allan Stewart was discussing a 6ft 5in contestant
    called Richard when he told two women competitors: "That's enough Dick for both
    of you."


    EXPERT David Batty was examining a bowl with a pineapple-shaped lid on
    Antiques Roadshow when he exclaimed: "This is the most magical, wonderful knob I
    have ever seen."


    CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
    said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester

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    Damn ... I burst out laughing so hard that I had to send this on to my office mate ...

    Great one!

    Cheers,

    BrainStop
    "To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. Thus we allocate two days for a one-hour task." -- Westheimer's Rule

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    hehe i have another one that happened in the us
    some news anchor was passing to the whetherguy and said "what happened so and so you promised me eight inches last night"
    heheh i thought that was funny
    hot_ice did u get them from triple j?
    RiOtEr

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    hot_ice did u get them from triple j?
    Nah, as I said, they were forwarded onto me via email. Is this something Triple J do often? Cos if they do, damn, I gotta listen to it more!! I just cracked up with this cos I can just imagine the commentators saying it, not meaning anything by it, just commenting on what they see and it just turns out all wrong - hehe, I love it!!



    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester

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    hahahhahahahahha
    hahahahahahahahah
    ..
    good stuff
    \"\"Why care when you know you can\'t do anything about it\"\"
    :-)

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    nah hot_ice was listinnng to it when i was driving home and they were talking about them they were so damn funny their were a few others but i cant rember them
    RiOtEr

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