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  1. #1
    System_Overload
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    Beer Versus Pussy


    It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

    A beer is always wet.
    A pussy needs encouragement.
    Advantage: Beer.

    A beer tastes horrible served hot.
    A pussy tastes better served hot.
    Advantage: Pussy.

    Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
    Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
    Advantage: Beer.

    Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
    Pussy does not.
    advantage: Tie

    If you get a hair in your teeth
    consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
    Advantage: Pussy

    24 beers come in a box.
    A pussy is a box you can come in.
    Advantage: Pussy

    Too much head makes you mad at the
    person giving you a beer.
    Advantage: Pussy.

    If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
    still edible.
    Advantage: Beer.

    If you come home smelling like beer,
    your wife may get mad. If you come home
    smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
    Advantage: Beer.

    6 beers in a night and you better not
    drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
    have done all the driving you need.
    Advantage: Pussy

    Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
    Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
    Advantage: Tie

    It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
    You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
    Advantage: Pussy

    If a cop smells beer on your breath,
    you are going to get a breathalyzer.
    If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
    you are going to get a high five.
    Advantage: Pussy

    With beer, bigger is better.
    Advantage: beer.

    Wearing a condom does not make a beer
    any less enjoyable.
    Advantage: beer.

    Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
    make you see the porcelain god.
    Advantage: Pussy

    If you think all day about the next pussy
    you will have, you are normal.
    If you think all day about your next beer,
    you are an alcoholic.
    Advantage: Pussy

    Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
    Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
    Advantage: Pussy.

    If you try to snag a beer at work,
    you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
    at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
    Advantage: Tie

    If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
    break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
    it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
    Advantage: Beer.

    If you change to another beer, your
    old brand will gladly have you back.
    Advantage: Beer.

    The best pussy you have ever had is
    not gone once you have enjoyed it.
    Advantage: Pussy.

    The worst pussy you have ever had is
    not gone once you have enjoyed it.
    Advantage: Beer.

    Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
    Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
    Advantage: Tie

    Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
    Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
    Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
    Advantage Pussy.

    The government taxes beer.
    Advantage: Pussy.


    I say pussy over beer!!! What do you think?



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  2. #2
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    i don't know.. S_O .. i can't live without either .. hehe.

  3. #3
    System_Overload
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    Thumbs up

    It's was a real hard choice for me as well, but im going with the puss. I cant live without it....


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  4. #4
    Flash M0nkey
    Join Date
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    hmmmm and a beer doesn't care how many others beer's you have

    but there are plenty of other drinks out there that can make you feel as good as beer does where as theres nothing that can make you feel as good as........

    well I think you know which one has my vote

    v_Ln

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