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    Monday morning humor

    Hey all here is some humor for monday.
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    Here is another.

    Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellmann's
    Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the
    "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment,
    scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico. Which was
    to be the next port of call for the great ship after New
    York City.

    Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The people were
    eagerly awaiting the delivery and were disconsolate
    ("desperados") at the loss. So much so they declared a
    national day of mourning, which they still observe today.

    It is known of course as ... 'Sinko De Mayo' .
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    here is some more

    A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
    over to the counter. A Wal-Mart "associate" is standing there with dark
    shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about this
    rod and reel?" He says, " Ma'am I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it
    on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
    sound it makes." She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter
    anyways. He says "That's a six foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco 404
    reel and 10 pound test line.... It's a good all around combination and its
    on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can
    tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it.
    The woman opens her purse and sees her credit card holder drop to the floor,
    as she bends down to pick it up she accidentally passes gas. At first she is
    really embarrassed, but then concludes there is no way he could tell it was
    she that farted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person
    around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "that'll be $34.50 please." The woman is
    totally confued by this and says. "Didn't you tell me it was on special for
    $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, " Yes Ma'am the rod and reel is
    $20.00, the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
    [gloworange]\"A hacker is someone who has a passion for technology, someone who is possessed by a desire to figure out how things work.\" [/gloworange]

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