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    Facts about heart attacks

    Subject: Medical Mystery Solved

    a. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    b. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat
    and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans

    c. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans

    d. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine,
    and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

    e. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like,
    It is speaking English that kills you.


    Hmmpf! The answer was right in front of our faces all the time.
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    Well im doomed to die a horable Death
    lol

    If you tell me Curiosity Killed the cat,
    Then I say he died a noble death.

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    AntiOnline Senior Member souleman's Avatar
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    I wonder how we compare with people that speak spanish?

    I think I may start talking in binary and assembly, but that may end up giving me a stroke...
    \"Ignorance is bliss....
    but only for your enemy\"
    -- souleman

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