April 29th, 2002, 06:09 PM
Facts about heart attacks
Subject: Medical Mystery Solved
a. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
b. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans
c. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans
d. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine,
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
e. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like,
It is speaking English that kills you.
Hmmpf! The answer was right in front of our faces all the time.
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
April 29th, 2002, 06:13 PM
Well im doomed to die a horable Death
If you tell me Curiosity Killed the cat,
Then I say he died a noble death.
April 29th, 2002, 07:04 PM
I wonder how we compare with people that speak spanish?
I think I may start talking in binary and assembly, but that may end up giving me a stroke...
\"Ignorance is bliss....
but only for your enemy\"