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April 30th, 2002, 12:01 PM
#1
The word SH*T
I received this in my email (sent by my Grandma...lol). It made me laugh so I posted it here.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
Consider:
You can be **** faced,
**** out of luck,
Or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
Find a place for your ****
Or decide to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****,
Buy ****, sell ****,
Lose ****, find ****,
Forget ****,
And tell others to eat **** and die.
Some people know their ****,
While others can't tell the difference between **** and
shineola.
There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.
There is bull ****,
Horse ****
And chicken ****.
You can throw ****,
Sling ****,
Catch ****,
Shoot the ****,
Or duck when **** hits the fan.
You can give a ****
Or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep ****
Or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****,
Some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****,
Things can look like ****,
And there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****,
Not enough ****,
The right ****,
The wrong ****
Or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****,
Have a mountain of ****,
Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
And other times you fall in a bucket of ****
and come out smelling like a > rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
It's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your ****,
You don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****!
Faqt
If you want to make God laugh....make plans.
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April 30th, 2002, 12:24 PM
#2
"Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr
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April 30th, 2002, 02:07 PM
#3
****!!!! thats a nice one!!!!
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April 30th, 2002, 03:00 PM
#4
FAQT-
wicked funny.
I dunno about the combination of that post and your signature though...
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May 1st, 2002, 06:02 AM
#5
Granny knows her ****. Loved this post made a copy to pass around at work.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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May 1st, 2002, 07:00 AM
#6
Popular variations of **** fit for public viewing
Sh*t
Shi*
*hit
s*hit
s**t
@!/#
tihs (**** spelled backwards)
5hit
ssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiittttttt
Its not software piracy. I’m just making multiple off site backups.
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May 1st, 2002, 08:17 AM
#7
This reminds me of Denis Leary's uses of the word ****...
**** them ****ing ****ers
hehe
Good one Faqt
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