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  1. April 30th, 2002 12:01 PM #1
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    The word SH*T

    I received this in my email (sent by my Grandma...lol). It made me laugh so I posted it here.

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
    Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
    **** may just be the most functional word in the English
    language.

    Consider:

    You can be **** faced,
    **** out of luck,
    Or have **** for brains.
    With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
    Find a place for your ****
    Or decide to **** or get off the pot.

    You can smoke ****,
    Buy ****, sell ****,
    Lose ****, find ****,
    Forget ****,
    And tell others to eat **** and die.

    Some people know their ****,
    While others can't tell the difference between **** and
    shineola.

    There are lucky shits,
    Dumb shits,
    Crazy shits,
    And sweet shits.

    There is bull ****,
    Horse ****
    And chicken ****.
    You can throw ****,
    Sling ****,
    Catch ****,
    Shoot the ****,
    Or duck when **** hits the fan.

    You can give a ****
    Or serve **** on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep ****
    Or be happier than a pig in ****.

    Some days are colder than ****,
    Some days are hotter than ****,
    And some days are just plain shitty.

    Some music sounds like ****,
    Things can look like ****,
    And there are times when you feel like ****.

    You can have too much ****,
    Not enough ****,
    The right ****,
    The wrong ****
    Or a lot of weird ****.
    You can carry ****,
    Have a mountain of ****,
    Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
    And other times you fall in a bucket of ****
    and come out smelling like a > rose.
    When you stop to consider all the facts,
    It's the basic building block of creation.

    And remember, once you know your ****,
    You don't need to know anything else!

    You could pass this along, if you give a ****!
    Faqt


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  2. April 30th, 2002 12:24 PM #2
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    Sh*t!!!
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  3. April 30th, 2002 02:07 PM #3
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    ****!!!! thats a nice one!!!!
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  4. April 30th, 2002 03:00 PM #4
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    FAQT-
    wicked funny.
    I dunno about the combination of that post and your signature though...
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  5. May 1st, 2002 06:02 AM #5
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    Granny knows her ****. Loved this post made a copy to pass around at work.
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    Popular variations of **** fit for public viewing
    Sh*t
    Shi*
    *hit
    s*hit
    s**t
    @!/#
    tihs (**** spelled backwards)
    5hit
    ssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiittttttt
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  7. May 1st, 2002 08:17 AM #7
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    This reminds me of Denis Leary's uses of the word ****...


    **** them ****ing ****ers

    hehe

    Good one Faqt
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