May 3rd, 2002, 04:18 PM
Whitehat needed in Northern Virinia
Hello all, ive been visiting this forum for a while and the time has come where I need your help. I need to hire a Security Analyst for a 3 month - ? contract. Qualifications and salaries will be considered on a case by case basis, but you must be ELIGIBLE to obtain a Secret clearence. Some areas that you need to cover will be Penetration Testing, Risk Analysys, Documentation and training of security practices, and all the other fun stuff in life...lol. I apologize to throw this "help wanted" add up, but this forum contains people in the area of expertise that I need help with. If you are interested, please email me at email@example.com.
May 3rd, 2002, 09:17 PM
...your S/N is Apache, yet your email address is at AOL? ...
...This Space For Rent.
May 3rd, 2002, 09:43 PM
AOL=LOL Nuff said..................
The COOKIE TUX lives!!!!
Windows NT crashed,I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
May 4th, 2002, 12:33 AM
AOL..security and penetration testing.
Now there's an oxymoron for ya.
If you're for real, wonderful, more power to ya but for whatever reason ( ) my ultra uber BS detector is screaming.
May 6th, 2002, 02:16 PM
Yes, I have had AOL for 8 years. I hate it also, but I want to keep my email addy. If it would make people feel better, heres another address you can respond to...and yes, its also mine. This is a "On-Site" position. I am still interviewing, so if you are interested, please drop me a line...
May 6th, 2002, 05:07 PM
lol .mil accounts rule
get me one of those lol
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
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May 6th, 2002, 05:48 PM
Hmmm......getting paid to hack....i love this country
May 6th, 2002, 08:55 PM
What makes you "eligible for secret clearance"?
America - Land of the free, home of the brave.
May 6th, 2002, 09:03 PM
Hello there, lack of criminal convictions and being a US Citizen would makes you eligible. Clearence must be obtainable but is not required at date of hire. A criminal background check will be conducted by a federal agency, and if all goes well, we can move to the next step. If you have any questions, please contact me through email. Thank you. Apache
May 6th, 2002, 09:21 PM
Hmmm... a couple "interesting" pages here...
The second one is, well, the USMC Systems Command homepage.
I'm kinda agreeing with TechieChick up there... then again, I'm continually amused that AOL seems to find itself in the "Top 10 Networks to Block" (by automated systems that don't give a rat's, I might add: http://feeds.dshield.org/block.txt)
\"Windows has detected that a gnat has farted in the general vicinity. You must reboot for changes to take affect. Reboot now?\"