May 4th, 2002, 05:51 AM
a joke to change your mood...
hello friends.. i am posting this joke... just to make u all laugh..
hope u all will like it..
A very attractive redhead goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no", the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
thank u for reading...
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May 4th, 2002, 06:13 AM
i'll be sure to tell that to a few friends of mine.
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May 4th, 2002, 06:17 AM
Dream as if you are going to live forever, live as if you were going to die today.
May 4th, 2002, 11:24 AM
That is real nasty, lol. Kinda makes me afraid to ever lick anybody's fingers.
May 4th, 2002, 11:29 AM
Thanks, intruder, I really needed a good joke like that.
May 4th, 2002, 01:32 PM
It almost makes licking a stranger's fingers sound like an unhygenic thing. How strange
May 4th, 2002, 02:56 PM
Heh heh, that sounds tasty.
May 4th, 2002, 03:52 PM
i get to lick the bowl !!
Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”