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    Mar 2002
    Snohomish WA


    LMAO- Grandma strikes again.

    Five cannibals are hired as scientists in a pharmaceutical company.
    During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're
    all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go
    to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please
    don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise to be
    good. Four weeks later the boss returns and says,
    "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
    However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do
    any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their
    heads no. After the boss leaves, the cannibal leader
    asks, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly,
    to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool!
    For four weeks we've been eating supervisors, Team Leaders, and Project
    Managers and no one noticed anything, and
    you have to go and eat the janitor!"

    If you want to make God laugh....make plans.

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    Mar 2002
    Hehehe....how true, eat the one that takes out the trash, and someone is bound to notice...lol!

    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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    Aug 2001
    Another good one. I`d give more greenies but cannt yet, keep them coming.
    No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Apr 2002
    hahah.....nice joke...something to liven up the day...

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    May 2002
    hahah......good one....sounds like my company

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