May 6th, 2002, 05:19 AM
LMAO- Grandma strikes again.
Five cannibals are hired as scientists in a pharmaceutical company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're
all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go
to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please
don't trouble any of the other employees". The cannibals promise to be
good. Four weeks later the boss returns and says,
"You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their
heads no. After the boss leaves, the cannibal leader
asks, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool!
For four weeks we've been eating supervisors, Team Leaders, and Project
Managers and no one noticed anything, and
you have to go and eat the janitor!"
If you want to make God laugh....make plans.
May 6th, 2002, 05:31 AM
Hehehe....how true, eat the one that takes out the trash, and someone is bound to notice...lol!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
May 6th, 2002, 05:58 AM
Another good one. I`d give more greenies but cannt yet, keep them coming.
No good deed goes unpunished.
May 6th, 2002, 07:16 AM
hahah.....nice joke...something to liven up the day...
May 6th, 2002, 07:28 AM
hahah......good one....sounds like my company