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    CIA Computer

    What would you do if you had admin (c$) rights to a computer owned by the CIA? Just thinking of ideas
    Beware the quiet ones...

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    Webius Designerous Indiginous
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    I would make a mirror of all their information, (except war related stuff), prolly only advanced technology , and the.. RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

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    heh so many things i'd want to do....
    1. See what really happened at Roswell
    2. Who shot JFK
    3. Did they play any part in 09/11
    4. Did they have anything to do with Princess Di's death
    5. What files they have on people I know
    6. Do they have any records of my computer habits
    7. Do they have any records on Bill Gates
    8. Their files on JP
    9. What they are really doing to combat hackers


    I could go on and on.......heh and if I could get root to a NSA computer!!!!! oO

    v_Ln

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    I would wonder who put me in charge of a cia computer, and have them go to a psychologist.
    \"Ignorance is bliss....
    but only for your enemy\"
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    Run like hell and forget I was ever there...

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    Or mebbe tactfully tell them I was there and get them to hire me -- LOL

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    I would do everything vallhallen said and also I would make sure no one else did what I did. Then i'd run and pray to god I wasn't caught.

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    Ummmm... probably make some calls to some friends and let them know of the issue.

    However, it's not something I think I'd ever have, not working for them or with them directly... their insecurities aren't my business.
    \"Windows has detected that a gnat has farted in the general vicinity. You must reboot for changes to take affect. Reboot now?\"

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    Find what other gov agencies they connect to, read my files, see what my grandfather's job there really involved (all I know so far is that he did signals analysis), put in a job application, accept my application, give me a large salary and office, see what they show the pres. and congress/senate, and otherwise explore

    I would not wreak havoc of any kind, delete anything, and I would fix any security problems I see (ok...so I might delete something (what's this? windows? uh-uh, we'll have to fix that...))

    It would probably take forever to go through everything there, as the cia's job is to collect information, and they do it exceptionally well.
    Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the dang thing blew up)

    \"Ask not what the kernel can do for you, ask what you can do for the kernel!\"

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    Hmmm...these are getting interesting...
    Beware the quiet ones...

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