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    Humor: Security is Important

    Not sure I posted this before (didn't turn up in a simple search, at least)... but I
    was going through some of my old links and came upon this... text is below...
    thought it was pretty hilarious.


    http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&...40netfunny.com



    -- begin
    Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
    From: surfcow@hawaii.rr.com (=brian)
    Subject: Security is important
    Keywords: smirk, computers, original
    Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com
    Followup-To: rec.humor.d
    Message-ID: <S11d4.6b41@netfunny.com>
    Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 19:30:00 PST
    Lines: 48


    Them: Important user, NT box, lost admin password, sad, sad, sad.

    Me: No problem, change password with magic linux disk, offline NT password
    editor.

    Them: No, no, no. Never work. NT secure. Get real.

    Me: Watch. (reboot)

    Them: Gasp! This floppy is dangerous! Where did you get it?

    Me: Internet. Been around forever.

    Them: How do we keep students from using this?

    Me: Can't. Migrate. Linux. Mac.

    Them: No, no, no. Just make NT safe.

    Me: Can't. NT inherently unsafe.

    Them: Must be safe. NT good. We have never seen problems.

    Me: You just saw one now.

    Them: No, no, no. NT good. Win2k better.

    Me: Win2k is NT. Same thing. Should I give this floppy to a student?

    Them: No, no, no. Give here.

    Me: Whatever. What do you want me to do?

    Them: Change admin password.

    Me: Fine. To what?

    Them: "p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d"

    Me: No, no, no.

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    This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Feb/nt.html



    -- end
    \"Windows has detected that a gnat has farted in the general vicinity. You must reboot for changes to take affect. Reboot now?\"

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    And do you know what the scary part really is......?
    This conversation probably happened somewhere to someone at one time or another
    I can imagine the look on the guys face when he saw the 'magical Linux floppy'

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