Just needing a bit of humor, i stumbled upon this at:

http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Quotes...html#Microsoft

tell me wot you think of them

1. "I wonder what Jesus would do if He had to reload Windows 95 for the eighth time today ?"
2. "DOS never says 'EXCELLENT command or filename'."
3. "It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick..."
4. "Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer."
5. "...the best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system." - Bill Gates.
6. "What does the Start button do isn't the computer already running ?"
7. "Why should I press the Start button to turn the computer off ?"
8. "I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
9. "'Intel Inside': The world's most widely used warning label."

and last but not least (in my opinion THE BEST)

10. "...the best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system."