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    Talking You Are An Internet Addict When

    You Are An Internet Addict When

    1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

    2. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have
    moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

    3. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

    4. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

    5. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
    like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

    6. You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"

    7. Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you
    see a new WWW site address on TV.

    8. You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can
    hear if new e-mail arrives.

    9. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you
    of what she looks like.

    10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

    11. When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you
    notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

    12. Your dog has its own home page. ~eh JP?

    13. You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.

    14. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check
    it again.

    15. Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.

    16. You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the
    URL.

    17. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends,
    because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to
    ask.

    18. Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2
    months.

    19. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and
    check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

    20. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
    "Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job.

    21. You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and
    mouse.

    22. Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to
    bed."

    23. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
    Netscape 3.0 or higher."

    24. You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your
    ISP... because you never log off. 25. The last girl you picked
    up was only a GIF.

    26. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the
    chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

    27. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...
    so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so
    the two of you can chat.

    28. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain
    road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

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    Lmfao.... Thats awesome man... I can't stop ****ing laughing.... Dude that was seriously funny though! I smell something green.......

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    How about....

    29. When your wife threatens to leave you...oh you were joking, sorry mine really did threaten that..
    Beware the quiet ones...

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    No, mine has also threatened that.....

    I get a kick of when she sits on my lap and faces me to ensure I look at her and not the screen

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    Tyger_claw....depending on how your wife looks don't look at her, look at her breast...LOL No seriously it wasn't untill she had a ticket to go home that I sold my computer
    Beware the quiet ones...

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    Ouch....!

    I feel for ya Cyber....

    BTW, I look at both

    ( o )( o )

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    LMAO.. haha thats a classic!


    23. You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with
    Netscape 3.0 or higher."

    lmao thats funny.. i might get one like that.. hahhaa

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    Yeah I hear you, things were bad with me and my missus to the point where I told her I would cut back on my computer useage....needless to say she didn't believe me so I sold my computer for 300 dollars just to get rid of it...cause no matter what, the floppy drive that my wife has always makes my disk get hard...if you get my point
    Beware the quiet ones...

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    Totally....

    I mean computers and the internet provide so much, yet they lack the important things....

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    Yes they lack booty, and the kitty, and the pillows yes....

    The DIRTY PILLOWS BABY YEAH!
    Beware the quiet ones...

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