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    Talking Farwell Targets

    The Rev. Jerry Falwell recently outed Tinky Winky, from the television show, "Teletubbies", because, Falwell pronounced, "The character is clearly a fount of gayness. He is purple, the gay color, he has an antenna shaped like a triangle, the gay symbol, and he carries a purse, something all gay people do." But Falwell's work is far from over. Following are some other targets he is preparing to go after...

    Fred Flintstone

    Evidence: His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team; "Twinkle-Toes Flintstones." The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!" He wears an orange vest with little triangles on it. Hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma.

    Bugs Bunny

    Evidence: Often stands with hand on hip. Plays a hairdresser in one episode. Frequently dresses in drag. Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belts out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy, who, it is worth noting, has a lisp.

    Velma (of Scooby Doo)

    Evidence: Always tries to sit next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. Sports that butch haircut. Has broad shoulders and wears thick turtleneck sweaters and knee socks. Never once shagged Shaggy.


    Evidence: Eats lots of salad. Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years. Does little sailor dances. Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl. Best friend named Wimpy.

    Batman and Robin

    Evidence: Robin's nickname - Boy Wonder. Batman's real name is Bruce. Both wear tights. They're in great shape. They like to show each other their "grappling hooks."

    Peppermint Patty

    Evidence: Has a deep, gravelly voice. Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals. Plays a mean game of football. Likes to taunt Charlie Brown. Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie. Wears comfortable shoes. Nickname; Sir.

    The Pink Panther

    Enough said.


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    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    That's horrible....
    Does everything have to be politically correct (does this even fall into the category politically incorect?)

    Apparently someone is insecure with their sexuality....

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    I found that quite humorous.....

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    I don't know but it's funny how people come up with this stuff... I guess they have nothing better to do.


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    Jul 2001
    Greetings All:

    Heh, I found this funny too. It does a good job pointing out just how ridiculous jack-asses like "Rev." Jerry Falwell are.

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    Dec 2001
    This guy has too much time on his hands... I wonder if he iz Gay himself, if he iz accusing other people or characters. Maby he iz tryin to find a "partner"

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    Senior Member cwk9's Avatar
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    Batman and Robin
    If you’re dumb enough that you need someone to point that out for you then chances are you can't read either.

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    Nov 2001
    Batman and Robin, ive always wonder about them. older man younger boy, like to get dressed up together.
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    Flash M0nkey
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    Sep 2001
    I can't believe he left out huckleberry hound


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    Yeah I was thinking the same thing.... How can you miss old huckleberry..... *lol*


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