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    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

    We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

    PREFERRED: Perhaps I can work late
    OLD: When the **** do you expect me to do this?

    PREFERRED: Perhaps you should check with...
    OLD: Tell someone who gives a ****

    PREFERRED: Of course I'm concerned
    OLD: Ask me if I give a ****

    PREFERRED: I wasn't involved in that project
    OLD: Its not my ****ing problem

    PREFERRED: I'm not sure I can implement this
    OLD: **** it, it won't work

    PREFERRED: I'll try to schedule that
    OLD: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner

    PREFERRED: Are you sure this is a problem
    OLD: Who the **** cares

    PREFERRED: He's not familiar with the problem
    OLD: He's got his head up his ass

    PREFERRED: So you weren't happy with it?
    OLD: Kiss my ass

    PREFERRED: I'm a bit overloaded at this moment
    OLD: **** it, I'm on salary

    PREFERRED: I don't think you understand
    OLD: Shove it up your ass

    PREFERRED: I love a challenge
    OLD: This job sucks

    PREFERRED: I see
    OLD: Blow me

    PREFERRED: Yes, we really should discuss it
    OLD: Another ****ing meeting!!!!

    PREFERRED: I don't think this will be a problem
    OLD: I really don't give a ****

    PREFERRED: He's somewhat insensitive
    OLD: He's a ****ing *****

    PREFERRED: She's an aggressive go getter
    OLD: She's a ball busting bitch

    PREFERRED: I think you could use more training
    OLD: You don't know what the **** you're doing


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    Where do you get this stuff System? Another funny one.

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    I get most my stuff from lotsofjokes.com


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