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    Talking two trees (humor)

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
    small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the
    birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell. Just then, a woodpecker lands on the
    sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
    you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.



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    thats just awesome...
    \"Not all humans are reasonably good.\" -John Locke

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    Yes I have....I'm not going there
    Beware the quiet ones...

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    Flash M0nkey
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    Yes I have....I'm not going there
    you have what!? Put your *pecker* in a nice bit of ash

    v_Ln

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    piece of ash huh?
    Listen closely to your enemies. They tell you your faults.

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    GreekGoddess
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    I don't want to know... *LOL*

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    Ya know, that reminds me of the time i popped a 10 strip and wandered into the forest, except i was strapped twice. Hey, tree-nage pregnancy is something i can prevent.

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    o.O
    [shadow]i have a herd of 1337 sheep[/shadow]
    Worth should be judged on quality... Not apperance... Anyone can sell you **** inside a pretty box.. The only real gift then is the box..

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