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May 13th, 2002, 12:15 AM
#1
two trees (humor)
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the
birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then, a woodpecker lands on the
sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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May 13th, 2002, 12:25 AM
#2
Member
\"Not all humans are reasonably good.\" -John Locke
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May 13th, 2002, 12:28 AM
#3
Senior Member
Yes I have....I'm not going there
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May 13th, 2002, 02:56 AM
#4
Yes I have....I'm not going there
you have what!? Put your *pecker* in a nice bit of ash
v_Ln
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May 13th, 2002, 03:00 AM
#5
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May 13th, 2002, 05:44 AM
#6
I don't want to know... *LOL*
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May 13th, 2002, 06:10 AM
#7
Ya know, that reminds me of the time i popped a 10 strip and wandered into the forest, except i was strapped twice. Hey, tree-nage pregnancy is something i can prevent.
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May 13th, 2002, 02:04 PM
#8
[shadow]i have a herd of 1337 sheep[/shadow]
Worth should be judged on quality... Not apperance... Anyone can sell you **** inside a pretty box.. The only real gift then is the box..
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