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    Just For Fun: Women Are Evil

    I got bored, and I saw this, so I thought that maybe someone out there hadn't seen this yet. Anyway, here goes:

    We all know that women require two things: Time and Money

    This can be represented by the equation Women = Time X Money

    We also know that Time is Money, so substituting that into the equation we get:

    Women = Money X Money = (Money)^2

    And since Money is the root of all Evil:

    Women = (sqrtEvil)^2

    Cancel that out, and we get *gasp*:

    Women = Evil

    Enjoy!
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    My 9th Grade Algebra Teacher showed us that, all the girls in the class got mad, lol

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    Eat me... *LOL*

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    muwhahaha *cough*

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    Ahem, well if men weren't so eager to spend the time and money on us......lol!

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    HAH! How true is that...
    We the willing, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing.

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    Isnt it sad? We (men) al know that this is the case (that women are evil that is) and we (atleast I) still pay the bar-tab.
    But if women were to pay the tab it would not feel right. Hell, how would you feel if you jumped into bed with a stranger after two beers. Id feel cheap but Id still do it.. dammit, Im a slut.
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    I must agree with this....

    when the hell is my girlfreind gonna take me out for dinner huh!!! i mean common even Burger King would be nicer then nothing!

    hey deb and goddess - wanna go on a 4 way date with me and my michelle?

    *waits to be shot down*
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    /me starts singing "Michelle, my bell...."

    Lol...thanks anyway, but I think the logistics of such a date would be too much for me, and I also don't think my husband would appreciate it any more than Michelle would!

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    GreekGoddess
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    I've got to wash my hair, sorry....

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