I got bored, and I saw this, so I thought that maybe someone out there hadn't seen this yet. Anyway, here goes:

We all know that women require two things: Time and Money

This can be represented by the equation Women = Time X Money

We also know that Time is Money, so substituting that into the equation we get:

Women = Money X Money = (Money)^2

And since Money is the root of all Evil:

Women = (sqrtEvil)^2

Cancel that out, and we get *gasp*:

Women = Evil