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    Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...


    'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

    'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

    'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

    'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

    'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

    'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

    'Sorry about the mess...'

    'Look at the size of that thing!'

    'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

    'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

    'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

    'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

    'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

    'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'

    'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

    'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

    'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'

    'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

    'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

    'Control, control! You must learn control!'

    'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

    'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

    'I never knew I had it in me.'

    'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

    'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

    'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

    'She's gonna blow!'

    'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

    'Rise, my friend.'

    'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

    *On a side note the new Star Wars was cool....


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    hehe amusing
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    thats 1 way to put it
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    Kewl...

    I'll be checking the new start wars tonight..

    I'll see if there are any remarks like that in it...
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    lol

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    That was funny man.... Lmfao

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    ha ha. Anybody here see episode 2 yet, is it worth travelling 20 miles tonight in what promises to be awful weather to go see it?
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    I saw EPII,, liked it, it has flaws, but I wont go into details as theres a lot of spoiler info if I do.
    go see it, its still worth the $$
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    one of my mates saw it last night, he said the ending was worth the price of the ticket itself!
    i wont spoil it for neone

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    weee! I'm gonna see episode II tonight... weeee!
    System_Overload: funny thread man
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