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    Talking A funny virus for a change...

    Got this in my email today...thought I'd share, cause it made me laugh:

    Read this warning If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

    It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

    If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to call
    only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
    drink all your beer.

    For God's sake, are you listening? It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

    If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.


    PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

    If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
    Please Send, send, send, send, and send! ********


    IN CASE YOU ARE A BLONDE, THIS IS A JOKE

    I hope you enjoy, I know it's long, but I laughed really really hard...

    Deb
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    Re: A funny virus for a change...

    If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to call
    only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
    drink all your beer.
    Ack! For the love of god, where's the virus update. I don't want to talk to my mother-in-law. AND I CAN'T GO WITHOUT BEER!!!!!!

    lol
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    OMG, that was hillarious, GREENIES FOR YOU!!!!

    hehe

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    Umm, I think I opened this message yesterday...

    That would explain a lot.
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    the virus from hell hehe
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    Re: A funny virus for a change...

    Originally posted here by debwalin
    If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

    At this point I lost it and burst out laughing making those around me wonder... Gee thanks! :P
    LOL

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    I once heard of a virus that would, at 5:00 PM on the first of every month play "Yankee Doodle" through the computer speakers for 17 seconds.

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    Oh geez... a re-hash of another thing that's been around for years... still pretty funny though.

    Worse yet... I'm sure there's some people out there asking, "How the hell does it do all that?!?! OMG!!!"
    \"Windows has detected that a gnat has farted in the general vicinity. You must reboot for changes to take affect. Reboot now?\"

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    lol

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    help i xan't breath....you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you....ROFLMAO
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