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May 19th, 2002, 06:09 PM
#1
Calling all Irish......
....well anyone really
just thought those of us form the emerald Isle would appriciate this sites humour (esp The northerners) Portadown News
very amusing...
Lord Saville has summoned God to appear before the Bloody Sunday Tribunal. Mr Jehovah God (15 billion), of no fixed abode, is believed to have been the Officer Commanding the Universe at the time of the shootings.
Among the questions Mr God is expected to face are: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" and "Why isn’t life fair?" The Tribunal also wishes to know why Mr God is often referred to as ‘The Lord’, a title normally reserved for addressing Lord Saville.
Mr God’s present whereabouts are unknown: he was last seen in the company of a young woman in the Bethlehem area, on the night of March 25th 1BC.
"If Mr God fails to attend the Tribunal, I will force him to appear," said Lord Saville, "possibly by finding the Ark of the Covenant and opening it, like in Indiana Jones."
check out the archives as well some seriously funny stuff
v_Ln
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May 19th, 2002, 06:31 PM
#2
Ha ha, very funny stuff
nationalist community leader Kerry Jelly
Mr. Jelly and co. are still celebrating winning so many seats in the Republics general election Friday. At least thats what I persume is happening or else my local has hired a new bouncer that wears a balaclava, carries an AK47 and shouts "Tiocfaidh ár lá" (our day will come) at all passers by.
If you don\'t learn the rules nobody can accuse of cheating.
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May 19th, 2002, 06:57 PM
#3
There is some very funny stuff on that site. I don't know how I stumbled on it, but I did the other day, and spent a very enjoyable amount of time laughing at it. I enjoy intelligent humor.
Deb
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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May 19th, 2002, 08:56 PM
#4
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May 19th, 2002, 09:29 PM
#5
Member
I just got this in my mailbox and I couldn't resist
Paddy Irishman was the most intelligent man in Ireland. He was the
president of the Irish branch of Mensa, had won a million pounds on 'Who
Wants to be a Millionaire?', and was Professor of astrophysics at the Paddy
Institute of Technology. One day he went to the pub (as Irishmen do) and
his mates were telling him that he should appear on Mastermind, the quiz
where the most intelligent men on the planet show their superior brain
power. So he filled in the forms and sure enough was called up, and over
to London he went to appear on the show. The moment came when he was
called up to the chair, to be questioned.
"Paddy, what is your specialist subject?" "Irish History"
"Paddy your minute starts now. Who was the leader of the Irish Revolution?"
"Pass" "In what year was the revolution?" "Pass" "How many men died during
the Easter Revolution?" "Pass" "What was the name of the British informer
who helped the rebels?" "Pass" All of a sudden his friend stood up in the
audience and roared . . "Good man Paddy, tell the f***ing English nothing"
live life, don\'t just endure it
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May 19th, 2002, 09:57 PM
#6
LMAO
v_Ln
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May 19th, 2002, 10:19 PM
#7
If you don\'t learn the rules nobody can accuse of cheating.
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