James Bond in the Bar - joke
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  1. #1
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    Sep 2001

    Talking James Bond in the Bar - joke

    hello friends.. just wanted to share this with u all....

    hope u like it...

    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes
    a seat next
    to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick
    glance, then
    casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running
    "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this
    state-of-the-art watch
    and I was just testing it."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
    What's so
    special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves
    to talk to
    me telepathically."
    "The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it
    you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles
    and replies,
    "Well it must be conked, because I am wearing

    Bond taps his watch and says, "Damned thing's an hour

    thank for reading.....

    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    ROFL!!!! thats hillarious!!!! i liked that, GREENIES FOR YOU!

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