May 20th, 2002, 05:34 AM
James Bond in the Bar - joke
hello friends.. just wanted to share this with u all....
hope u like it...
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes
a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick
casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running
"No", he replies, "Q's just given me this
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves
to talk to
"The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it
you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles
"Well it must be conked, because I am wearing
Bond taps his watch and says, "Damned thing's an hour
thank for reading.....
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
May 20th, 2002, 05:38 AM
ROFL!!!! thats hillarious!!!! i liked that, GREENIES FOR YOU!