JP -I am pulling for you this is meant to lighten the mood. This arrived in an email from a colleague:
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . .
IN spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN get three meals a day. AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN get time off for good behavior. AT get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks al the doors for you. AT must carry around a security card and open all the doorsfor yourself.
IN can watch TV and play games. AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN get your own toilet. AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired. AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they> > deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go insidebars.
IN must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.
***** So why is it again that we work? *****