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May 24th, 2002, 07:50 AM
#1
 Dr.Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash...
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!!
If the label on the cabel on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
thats's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distored by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as im a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting slopy on the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
I thought this was kindof funny and that I would share it with the rest of you all.
Violence breeds violence
we need a world court
not a republican with his hands covered in oil and military hardware lecturing us on world security!
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May 25th, 2002, 04:45 AM
#2
Nice! Heard it before, but still good. Well done, laddy.
I know you\'re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you\'re afraid. You\'re afraid of us. You\'re afraid of change. I don\'t know the future. I didn\'t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it\'s going to begin. I\'m going to hang up this phone, and then I\'m going to show these people what you don\'t want them to see. I\'m going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
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May 25th, 2002, 05:08 AM
#3
LOL Nice... where'd you get that?
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May 25th, 2002, 02:37 PM
#4
Senior Member
hehe... c00l! 
zion1459
Visit: http://www.cpc-net.org
\"Software is like sex: it\'s better when it\'s free.\" -Linus Torvalds
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May 25th, 2002, 02:59 PM
#5
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May 25th, 2002, 04:30 PM
#6
Here's another -impressive- one...
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May 25th, 2002, 04:38 PM
#7
That was cute......loved it!
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May 25th, 2002, 05:40 PM
#8
http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/tn/youarenot.gif.html
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May 25th, 2002, 06:12 PM
#9
Member
Tee-hee....brightened my ay a bit
I stab you with an umbrella and then open it! Cuz I\'m sick like a diseased Ethiopian!
-ICP
Who\'s goin next, I\'m dyin to see, Spin The Bottle baby and give it to me!!
-Twiztid
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May 25th, 2002, 06:12 PM
#10
Member
I stab you with an umbrella and then open it! Cuz I\'m sick like a diseased Ethiopian!
-ICP
Who\'s goin next, I\'m dyin to see, Spin The Bottle baby and give it to me!!
-Twiztid
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