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    Exclamation Stupid Email!

    here is a nice email I got from an unnamed AO person, who wanted a little help...

    "hey, i am really really a newbie hacker (well i shouldn't even refer to my self as a hacker) and i need some help. i need a simple prog that i can use on aol. i own a mac, so the prog has to be mac compabdible . i am running aol 5.0 and i really need some help. you see, this stupid kid got me suspended from school for one week, and i need to get him back. please peoples, please help me out. thanks soo much"

    Now as most of you know, I am a gov't drone (DC City gov't not fed), and my email ends with .gov.... I would think that would discourage this kind of email, but I guess not....

    My response...

    "Let me get this straight....

    You want me (a gov't employee) to assist you with commiting a felony because you acted the fool and you got yourself suspended for a week?

    hmmmm.... No...."

    All I can say is wow...just wow
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    I didn't know we were for hire?

    Some people just don't learn do they?

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    hahah
    classic
    script language=\"M$cript\";
    function beginError(bsod) {
    return true; }
    onLoad.windows = beginError;

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    hmmm,

    Hey mr gates, can you help me pse, I know some one is saying bad stuff about me.. so can u show me how to hack their hotmail...

    nah tooo lame..

    Yo Officer, can I borrow you squad car, so I can drag sum of me mates ....
    The technology in our modern appliences exceeds the intelligence capabilities of the average user..
    but I just think that there is just plain old
    DUMB
    Cheers U02
    "Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr

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    Hmmm maybe someone was trying to set you up, because of the .gov??
    \"SI JE PUIS\"

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    BS, EnCE, ACE, Cellebrite 11001001's Avatar
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    Pathetic.
    Maybe you should post their name so we can, um, not talk to him/her...

    No flaming of course...
    That's Officer 11001001 to you...
    Now you see me | Now you don't
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    Almost unbelievable, but with some of today's logic challenged people, who knows.

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    I think you should tell JP to get rid of that moron.
    What did you send him/her back?

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    I think it is not necessary.
    He will quit AO by himself after one or two weeks?

    Hey, Jaguar291, isn't your signature an Einstein quote?
    Life is boring. Play NetHack... --more--

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    Yup, its by Einstein. Sounds good so I put it in.

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