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    Wednesday Humor -Politically Correct

    (I received this via an email I did a post search and didn't see it in the past -sorry if it was previously posted)
    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2002version)

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATIONSUPERHIGHWAY.

    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    10.She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLYSUPERIOR.

    12.She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

    10.He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

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    LOL, thanks dspeidel, funny stuff
    \"Knowledge is Power\"

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    Heh, funny stuff. lol
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    A different colleague just sent me the following http://www.cscentral.com/you.rule (best with sound -but not set loud [if your in the office])
    If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What\'s more, you deserve to be hacked.
    -- former White House cybersecurity adviser Richard Clarke

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