May 29th, 2002, 07:57 PM
Need a better name for your job?
I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.
May 29th, 2002, 08:33 PM
May 29th, 2002, 09:26 PM
I'm a "Customer Care Agent"
atleast that's what my boss call's it..
I just call it phoneboy
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.
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May 29th, 2002, 09:34 PM
Global Identity Engineer = makes fake idís for under aged kids.
Legacy Communications Specialist = call out bingo numbers at the seniors home.
Human Accountability Engineer = someone who takes the fall when something goes bad
Future Data Consultant = Making up numbers for the budget.
Its not software piracy. Iím just making multiple off site backups.
May 29th, 2002, 11:45 PM
The official title of my first job was "Commercial Cleaning Specialist". Bottom line...I was a toilet cleaner.
OpenBSD - The proactively secure operating system.
May 29th, 2002, 11:49 PM
Doesn't it make you feel safe that you have an "Emergency Responce Specialist" on the forum.
May 30th, 2002, 12:47 AM
tee hee....i'm considered a Dynamic Assurance Developer
I stab you with an umbrella and then open it! Cuz I\'m sick like a diseased Ethiopian!
Who\'s goin next, I\'m dyin to see, Spin The Bottle baby and give it to me!!
May 30th, 2002, 12:54 AM
Heh, cute site free0n, too bad they had to randomize the answers though, guess it would have been alot of work to actually come up w/ indvidual answers to all the possiblities. . .and I'd have to say that I'm w/ the Jinx, not exactly Cust Care, but in the same ball park. . .and I like to refer to myself as phone monkey, nobody gonna call me boy. . .,you ever seen a boy change a condom with a tire tool, NO??, I didn't think so. . .
May 30th, 2002, 12:57 AM
hehe, ive never felt so good about myself im Forward Response Analyst or unemployed.
hehe, but im off to college sooon, w00t!
May 30th, 2002, 01:30 AM
I'm a Public Relations Safety Enforcer