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    Need a better name for your job?

    I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.

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    heh.

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    Leftie Linux Lover the_JinX's Avatar
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    I'm a "Customer Care Agent"

    atleast that's what my boss call's it..

    I just call it phoneboy
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    Global Identity Engineer = makes fake idís for under aged kids.
    Legacy Communications Specialist = call out bingo numbers at the seniors home.
    Human Accountability Engineer = someone who takes the fall when something goes bad
    Future Data Consultant = Making up numbers for the budget.
    Its not software piracy. Iím just making multiple off site backups.

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    The official title of my first job was "Commercial Cleaning Specialist". Bottom line...I was a toilet cleaner.
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    Webius Designerous Indiginous
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    Doesn't it make you feel safe that you have an "Emergency Responce Specialist" on the forum.

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    tee hee....i'm considered a Dynamic Assurance Developer
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    Heh, cute site free0n, too bad they had to randomize the answers though, guess it would have been alot of work to actually come up w/ indvidual answers to all the possiblities. . .and I'd have to say that I'm w/ the Jinx, not exactly Cust Care, but in the same ball park. . .and I like to refer to myself as phone monkey, nobody gonna call me boy. . .,you ever seen a boy change a condom with a tire tool, NO??, I didn't think so. . .

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    hehe, ive never felt so good about myself im Forward Response Analyst or unemployed.

    hehe, but im off to college sooon, w00t!

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    I'm a Public Relations Safety Enforcer

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