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  1. May 29th, 2002, 07:57 PM #1
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    Need a better name for your job?

    I was looking at this http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html muwhahaha it looks like being a janitor is actually a Regional Branding Analyst.
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  2. May 29th, 2002, 08:33 PM #2
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    heh.
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  3. May 29th, 2002, 09:26 PM #3
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    I'm a "Customer Care Agent"

    atleast that's what my boss call's it..

    I just call it phoneboy
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  4. May 29th, 2002, 09:34 PM #4
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    Global Identity Engineer = makes fake id’s for under aged kids.
    Legacy Communications Specialist = call out bingo numbers at the seniors home.
    Human Accountability Engineer = someone who takes the fall when something goes bad
    Future Data Consultant = Making up numbers for the budget.
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  5. May 29th, 2002, 11:45 PM #5
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    The official title of my first job was "Commercial Cleaning Specialist". Bottom line...I was a toilet cleaner.
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  6. May 29th, 2002, 11:49 PM #6
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    Doesn't it make you feel safe that you have an "Emergency Responce Specialist" on the forum.
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  7. May 30th, 2002, 12:47 AM #7
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  8. May 30th, 2002, 12:54 AM #8
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    Heh, cute site free0n, too bad they had to randomize the answers though, guess it would have been alot of work to actually come up w/ indvidual answers to all the possiblities. . .and I'd have to say that I'm w/ the Jinx, not exactly Cust Care, but in the same ball park. . .and I like to refer to myself as phone monkey, nobody gonna call me boy. . .,you ever seen a boy change a condom with a tire tool, NO??, I didn't think so. . .
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  9. May 30th, 2002, 12:57 AM #9
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    hehe, ive never felt so good about myself im Forward Response Analyst or unemployed.

    hehe, but im off to college sooon, w00t!

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  10. May 30th, 2002, 01:30 AM #10
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